Fact 87

On April 1, 2010, Ian went downstairs with his 5 and 3 year-old boys, Daxton and Rowen. They melted many Oh Henry chocolate bars in the microwave, and proceeded to smear the oooey goodness all over the toilet seat, the floor, and across their bodies. It was a disgusting mess. Ian then started to fake yell; enough to wake his wife Jessica, to run downstairs to see what had transpired. She looked at the mess, and assuming it was in the nature of fecal matter, looked at the kids and screamed at the top of her lungs "Are you $@&%!& joking!!!!!" The moment was worth a million bucks! She was then informed that it was April Fools Day. The entire incident was captured on a hidden video camera, and was certain to get millions of hits on YouTube. Sadly however, Ian was not allowed to post it, as it may have affected her career as an anger management therapist. But he had no issue posting the story here.

When Ian's not using his children to mask his own immaturity, he's combining strategy with creativity to the best of his ability.